Movie Review | G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.
Director: Jon M. Chu
Writers: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, D.J. Cotrona, Channing Tatum

WHY DID THEY KILL HIM OFF?!  (▼へ▼メ) But those ninjas are AWESOME! ヾ(*д*)ノ”



Visual/Special Effects: 

HOW DID THEY DO THAT?! Nevermind, just awesome! 😀


Typical of an action movie, no memorable music to sing along with but WTH?! who cares about those! With the mind blowing techno going on and the slashing, gushing, and screaming ninjas all around, where would you put the music? (ノ≧∀≦)ノ


Yeah! That half star is because they killed off Duke (Channing Tatum)… WHY?! The story would’ve still have it’s value even if Duke hadn’t died. Nevertheless, I did love how they mix and match those scenes, ESPECIALLY THE NINJA ON THE MOUNTAIN SCENES. The twists and turns and paraphrasing of the characters are quite interesting! Good job, except for killing-Duke-part! ヾ(-_- )ゞ OH! and the Nuclear-free conference, “14 times over… 15 in the case of North Korea, just to be sure…” <———-funniest line ever.


Still not over Duke-bombing-scene! The story is quite interesting and if I might say so myself seems legit! LOL. Anyways, I did love how they made sure to make this story as perfect fit for the first movie, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Just not so perfect, because they killed DUKE!!!!!! (((p(>o<)q)))


Well, Duke (Channing Tatum) died so yeah he’s dead! (((p(>o<)q))) Anyways, Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson) is such a funny but determined character! Joe (Burce Willis) the ultimate retired general… hahaha! Storm Shadow (Byung-Hun Lee) is really good at being the villain even when he’s on the side of the good~ Jaye (Adrianne Pelecki) <—– this one I LOVE! She’s the perfect soldier for me~(^_^~). My favorite of all… *drum rolls* Snake Eyes (Ray Park), a man of a few words but with great action. <——— My ideal guy (just take off the helmet.. LOL)!! ❤


GREAT CAST! Enough said! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ


Cliffhanger but with conclusion! (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) Cobra has escaped! Yay!! Another G.I. Joe movie to look forward to!


Let’s watch it together! (*^◇^)_旦 Great movie! Except for Duke dying, really?! But hey, just watch it already~

2 responses to “Movie Review | G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

  1. If I didn’t know better, I would think you were upset over Duke’s death 😛 hahaha

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